Teka-teki lucu
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Apa saja teka-teki lucu dengan jawaban?
Teka-teki dengan lelucon sebagai jawaban, seperti: apa sebutan untuk mi palsu? Impasta. Coba teka-teki di kotak di atas: ketik inti lelucon dan tekan Periksa, atau ketuk Petunjuk. Ada lebih dari 100 teka-teki lucu, dengan setiap jawaban di daftar di bawah permainan.
Cara bermain
- Baca teka-teki di kotak. Pilih kategori terlebih dahulu jika kamu mau.
- Ketik jawabanmu dan tekan Periksa. Huruf kapital, 'a' atau 'the', dan bentuk jamak tidak masalah.
- Buntu? Ketuk Petunjuk untuk petunjuk, atau Tampilkan jawaban untuk menyerah. Menyerah akan mengakhiri rentetanmu.
- Tekan Berikutnya untuk yang baru. Setiap teka-teki muncul sekali sebelum ada pengulangan.
Untuk grup, pilih Oper ponsel. Satu pemain membaca teka-teki dengan suara keras dan dapat mengintip jawabannya. Yang lain meneriakkan tebakan, dan pembaca memberikan +1 untuk jawaban benar pertama. Berikutnya mengoper ponsel ke pembaca berikutnya.
Semua 109 teka-teki dengan jawaban
Ketuk Jawaban di bawah teka-teki untuk melihatnya. Coba setiap teka-teki sebelum kamu melihatnya.
What has lots of eyes but cannot see a thing?
Jawaban
A potato
What has bark but never bites?
Jawaban
A tree
What can you catch but never throw?
Jawaban
A cold
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
Jawaban
In the dictionary
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Jawaban
A teapot
You wear me on your foot, but I am not a shoe. One of me often gets lost in the wash. What am I?
Jawaban
A sock
I can make you cry, but I never hurt your feelings. What am I?
Jawaban
An onion
I run all day when you have a cold, but I have no legs. What am I?
Jawaban
Your nose
What disappears as soon as you stand up?
Jawaban
Your lap
Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Jawaban
Wrong
What has four wheels and flies?
Jawaban
A garbage truck
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Jawaban
A mushroom
Which kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
Jawaban
A palm
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Jawaban
A gummy bear
What has a ring but no finger?
Jawaban
A phone
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
Jawaban
Nine
How many months have 28 days?
Jawaban
All of them
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep are left?
Jawaban
9
There are 3 apples on a table, and you take 2. How many apples do you have?
Jawaban
2
What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Jawaban
A hole
A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?
Jawaban
Roosters do not lay eggs
Which word holds every one of the 26 letters?
Jawaban
Alphabet
What has its bottom at the top?
Jawaban
Your legs
What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?
Jawaban
Neither
Which building has the most stories?
Jawaban
A library
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Jawaban
Fsh
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?
Jawaban
A post office
Which kind of band never plays music?
Jawaban
A rubber band
What tastes things better than it smells them?
Jawaban
Your tongue
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Jawaban
A carrot
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Jawaban
Nothing, it just waved
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Jawaban
Because 7 ate 9
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Jawaban
A dino-snore
What is at the end of a rainbow?
Jawaban
The letter W
What is in the center of gravity?
Jawaban
The letter V
Which bus crossed the ocean?
Jawaban
Columbus
Which kind of coat goes on wet?
Jawaban
A coat of paint
Which invention lets you look right through a wall?
Jawaban
A window
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Jawaban
I will meet you at the corner
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Jawaban
It was two-tired
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Jawaban
Nacho cheese
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Jawaban
No idea
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Jawaban
A stick
Where do fish keep their money?
Jawaban
In the river bank
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
Jawaban
A labracadabrador
What did the zero say to the eight?
Jawaban
Nice belt
Why are fish so smart?
Jawaban
They live in schools
How do you make the number one disappear?
Jawaban
Add a G to make gone
How many times can you take 5 away from 25?
Jawaban
Once
What is the end of everything?
Jawaban
The letter G
What can you serve but never eat?
Jawaban
A tennis ball
An electric train goes north at full speed. Which way does its smoke go?
Jawaban
There is no smoke
What is red and bad for your teeth?
Jawaban
A brick
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Jawaban
Hot
Which key opens a banana?
Jawaban
A monkey
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Jawaban
An investigator
What has four eyes but cannot see?
Jawaban
Mississippi
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Jawaban
A pork chop
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Jawaban
Hi, bud
Why can a nose not be 12 inches long?
Jawaban
Then it would be a foot
It has the head of a cat, the feet of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but it is not a cat. What is it?
Jawaban
A kitten
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Jawaban
Any animal
Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?
Jawaban
C
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Jawaban
Ground beef
Which subject is a witch best at?
Jawaban
Spelling
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Jawaban
It felt crummy
What is black and white and read all over?
Jawaban
A newspaper
What do you call a can opener that does not work?
Jawaban
A can't opener
Why was the broom late?
Jawaban
It overswept
Which game does a tornado like best?
Jawaban
Twister
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
Jawaban
A thesaurus
Which shoes do frogs wear?
Jawaban
Open-toad shoes
What do you call a pile of kittens?
Jawaban
A meowntain
Which month do soldiers dislike?
Jawaban
March
What do you call a bee that cannot decide?
Jawaban
A maybe
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Jawaban
To reach the high notes
Which part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
Jawaban
The space bar
Why do skeletons never fight each other?
Jawaban
They do not have the guts
What do you call a bull that is sleeping?
Jawaban
A bulldozer
How do astronauts plan a party?
Jawaban
They planet
Why should you never trust an atom?
Jawaban
They make up everything
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Jawaban
Thunderwear
Which kind of music scares balloons?
Jawaban
Pop
What kind of dog never bites?
Jawaban
A hot dog
What do you call a train that sneezes?
Jawaban
An achoo-choo train
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Jawaban
Frostbite
What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
Jawaban
The ground
What do you call a fake noodle?
Jawaban
An impasta
How does a penguin build its house?
Jawaban
Igloos it together
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
Jawaban
A drizzly bear
What do you call an elephant that does not matter?
Jawaban
An irrelephant
What is brown and sticky?
Jawaban
A stick
Which letter is a vegetable when you say it?
Jawaban
P
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Jawaban
Smiles
Which ship has two mates but no captain?
Jawaban
A friendship
What is a cat's favorite color?
Jawaban
Purr-ple
Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
Jawaban
He was outstanding in his field
What do you call a snowman in July?
Jawaban
A puddle
Which animal is always at a baseball game?
Jawaban
A bat
Why did the math book look sad?
Jawaban
It had too many problems
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Jawaban
Pie
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Jawaban
You are pointless
Why do plants hate math?
Jawaban
It gives them square roots
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
Jawaban
A mathemachicken
What do you get when you divide the distance around a pumpkin by its width?
Jawaban
Pumpkin pi
Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?
Jawaban
Lunch and dinner
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Jawaban
11
Where can you find a dog with no legs?
Jawaban
Right where you left it
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Jawaban
A horse
Pertanyaan
Apakah aku harus mengetik inti lelucon kata demi kata?
Tidak. Kata kunci sudah cukup: untuk sepeda yang jatuh, 'dua ban' dan 'terlalu lelah' keduanya dihitung. Huruf kapital, 'a' atau 'the', dan bentuk jamak tidak masalah.
Apakah teka-teki lucu ini bersih?
Ya. Ini adalah permainan kata dan lelucon konyol, cocok untuk anak-anak dan sekolah.
Bagaimana cara kita bermain teka-teki lucu dengan teman?
Pilih Berikan ponsel. Satu pemain membacakan teka-teki dengan suara keras, yang lain meneriakkan inti lelucon, dan jawaban benar pertama mendapatkan poin.
Bagaimana cara mengirimnya ke obrolan grup?
Tekan Salin tautan ke teka-teki ini, atau Bagikan di ponsel. Tautan tersebut akan membuka teka-teki yang sama dengan jawaban tersembunyi.