ألغاز مضحكة

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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ما هي بعض الألغاز المضحكة مع الإجابات؟

ألغاز تكون إجابتها نكتة، مثل: ماذا تسمي المعكرونة المزيفة؟ "إمباستا". جرّب اللغز في المربع أعلاه: اكتب الإجابة المضحكة واضغط على "تحقق"، أو انقر على "تلميح". يوجد أكثر من 100 لغز مضحك، مع كل إجابة في القائمة أسفل اللعبة.

طريقة اللعب

  1. اقرأ اللغز في الصندوق. اختر فئة أولاً إذا أردت.
  2. اكتب إجابتك واضغط على تحقق. الأحرف الكبيرة، أو أداة التعريف، أو صيغة الجمع لا تهم.
  3. عالق؟ اضغط على تلميح للحصول على دليل، أو إظهار الإجابة للاستسلام. الاستسلام ينهي سلسلتك.
  4. اضغط على التالي للحصول على لغز جديد. يظهر كل لغز مرة واحدة قبل أن يتكرر أي منها.

للمجموعة، اختر مرر الهاتف. يقرأ لاعب واحد اللغز بصوت عالٍ ويمكنه إلقاء نظرة خاطفة على الإجابة. يصرخ الآخرون بالتخمينات، ويعطي القارئ +1 لأول إجابة صحيحة. التالي يمرر الهاتف إلى القارئ التالي.

جميع الألغاز الـ 109 مع الإجابات

اضغط على إجابة تحت اللغز لرؤيتها. حاول حل كل لغز قبل أن تنظر.

  1. What has lots of eyes but cannot see a thing?

    الإجابة

    A potato

  2. What has bark but never bites?

    الإجابة

    A tree

  3. What can you catch but never throw?

    الإجابة

    A cold

  4. Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?

    الإجابة

    In the dictionary

  5. What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

    الإجابة

    A teapot

  6. You wear me on your foot, but I am not a shoe. One of me often gets lost in the wash. What am I?

    الإجابة

    A sock

  7. I can make you cry, but I never hurt your feelings. What am I?

    الإجابة

    An onion

  8. I run all day when you have a cold, but I have no legs. What am I?

    الإجابة

    Your nose

  9. What disappears as soon as you stand up?

    الإجابة

    Your lap

  10. Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

    الإجابة

    Wrong

  11. What has four wheels and flies?

    الإجابة

    A garbage truck

  12. Which room has no doors and no windows?

    الإجابة

    A mushroom

  13. Which kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

    الإجابة

    A palm

  14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    الإجابة

    A gummy bear

  15. What has a ring but no finger?

    الإجابة

    A phone

  16. If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

    الإجابة

    Nine

  17. How many months have 28 days?

    الإجابة

    All of them

  18. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep are left?

    الإجابة

    9

  19. There are 3 apples on a table, and you take 2. How many apples do you have?

    الإجابة

    2

  20. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

    الإجابة

    A hole

  21. A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?

    الإجابة

    Roosters do not lay eggs

  22. Which word holds every one of the 26 letters?

    الإجابة

    Alphabet

  23. What has its bottom at the top?

    الإجابة

    Your legs

  24. What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?

    الإجابة

    Neither

  25. Which building has the most stories?

    الإجابة

    A library

  26. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    الإجابة

    Fsh

  27. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?

    الإجابة

    A post office

  28. Which kind of band never plays music?

    الإجابة

    A rubber band

  29. What tastes things better than it smells them?

    الإجابة

    Your tongue

  30. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

    الإجابة

    A carrot

  31. What did the ocean say to the beach?

    الإجابة

    Nothing, it just waved

  32. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    الإجابة

    Because 7 ate 9

  33. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    الإجابة

    A dino-snore

  34. What is at the end of a rainbow?

    الإجابة

    The letter W

  35. What is in the center of gravity?

    الإجابة

    The letter V

  36. Which bus crossed the ocean?

    الإجابة

    Columbus

  37. Which kind of coat goes on wet?

    الإجابة

    A coat of paint

  38. Which invention lets you look right through a wall?

    الإجابة

    A window

  39. What did one wall say to the other wall?

    الإجابة

    I will meet you at the corner

  40. Why did the bicycle fall over?

    الإجابة

    It was two-tired

  41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

    الإجابة

    Nacho cheese

  42. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    الإجابة

    No idea

  43. What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

    الإجابة

    A stick

  44. Where do fish keep their money?

    الإجابة

    In the river bank

  45. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

    الإجابة

    A labracadabrador

  46. What did the zero say to the eight?

    الإجابة

    Nice belt

  47. Why are fish so smart?

    الإجابة

    They live in schools

  48. How do you make the number one disappear?

    الإجابة

    Add a G to make gone

  49. How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

    الإجابة

    Once

  50. What is the end of everything?

    الإجابة

    The letter G

  51. What can you serve but never eat?

    الإجابة

    A tennis ball

  52. An electric train goes north at full speed. Which way does its smoke go?

    الإجابة

    There is no smoke

  53. What is red and bad for your teeth?

    الإجابة

    A brick

  54. Which is faster, hot or cold?

    الإجابة

    Hot

  55. Which key opens a banana?

    الإجابة

    A monkey

  56. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    الإجابة

    An investigator

  57. What has four eyes but cannot see?

    الإجابة

    Mississippi

  58. What do you call a pig that does karate?

    الإجابة

    A pork chop

  59. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

    الإجابة

    Hi, bud

  60. Why can a nose not be 12 inches long?

    الإجابة

    Then it would be a foot

  61. It has the head of a cat, the feet of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but it is not a cat. What is it?

    الإجابة

    A kitten

  62. Which animal can jump higher than a house?

    الإجابة

    Any animal

  63. Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?

    الإجابة

    C

  64. What do you call a cow with no legs?

    الإجابة

    Ground beef

  65. Which subject is a witch best at?

    الإجابة

    Spelling

  66. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    الإجابة

    It felt crummy

  67. What is black and white and read all over?

    الإجابة

    A newspaper

  68. What do you call a can opener that does not work?

    الإجابة

    A can't opener

  69. Why was the broom late?

    الإجابة

    It overswept

  70. Which game does a tornado like best?

    الإجابة

    Twister

  71. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

    الإجابة

    A thesaurus

  72. Which shoes do frogs wear?

    الإجابة

    Open-toad shoes

  73. What do you call a pile of kittens?

    الإجابة

    A meowntain

  74. Which month do soldiers dislike?

    الإجابة

    March

  75. What do you call a bee that cannot decide?

    الإجابة

    A maybe

  76. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

    الإجابة

    To reach the high notes

  77. Which part of a computer does an astronaut like best?

    الإجابة

    The space bar

  78. Why do skeletons never fight each other?

    الإجابة

    They do not have the guts

  79. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

    الإجابة

    A bulldozer

  80. How do astronauts plan a party?

    الإجابة

    They planet

  81. Why should you never trust an atom?

    الإجابة

    They make up everything

  82. What do clouds wear under their clothes?

    الإجابة

    Thunderwear

  83. Which kind of music scares balloons?

    الإجابة

    Pop

  84. What kind of dog never bites?

    الإجابة

    A hot dog

  85. What do you call a train that sneezes?

    الإجابة

    An achoo-choo train

  86. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    الإجابة

    Frostbite

  87. What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

    الإجابة

    The ground

  88. What do you call a fake noodle?

    الإجابة

    An impasta

  89. How does a penguin build its house?

    الإجابة

    Igloos it together

  90. What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

    الإجابة

    A drizzly bear

  91. What do you call an elephant that does not matter?

    الإجابة

    An irrelephant

  92. What is brown and sticky?

    الإجابة

    A stick

  93. Which letter is a vegetable when you say it?

    الإجابة

    P

  94. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

    الإجابة

    Smiles

  95. Which ship has two mates but no captain?

    الإجابة

    A friendship

  96. What is a cat's favorite color?

    الإجابة

    Purr-ple

  97. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

    الإجابة

    He was outstanding in his field

  98. What do you call a snowman in July?

    الإجابة

    A puddle

  99. Which animal is always at a baseball game?

    الإجابة

    A bat

  100. Why did the math book look sad?

    الإجابة

    It had too many problems

  101. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

    الإجابة

    Pie

  102. What did the triangle say to the circle?

    الإجابة

    You are pointless

  103. Why do plants hate math?

    الإجابة

    It gives them square roots

  104. What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

    الإجابة

    A mathemachicken

  105. What do you get when you divide the distance around a pumpkin by its width?

    الإجابة

    Pumpkin pi

  106. Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?

    الإجابة

    Lunch and dinner

  107. How many letters are in the alphabet?

    الإجابة

    11

  108. Where can you find a dog with no legs?

    الإجابة

    Right where you left it

  109. What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

    الإجابة

    A horse

أسئلة

هل يجب أن أكتب النكتة كلمة بكلمة؟

لا. الكلمات المفتاحية تكفي: فالدراجة التي سقطت، و«تعبان» و«متعبان» كلاهما صحيح. لا تهم الحروف الكبيرة، ولا أداة التعريف، ولا صيغ الجمع.

هل الألغاز المضحكة نظيفة؟

نعم. إنها تلاعب بالكلمات ونكات سخيفة، مناسبة للأطفال والمدرسة.

كيف نلعب الألغاز المضحكة مع الأصدقاء؟

اختر مرر الهاتف. يقرأ لاعب واحد اللغز بصوت عالٍ، ويصرخ الآخرون بالنكتة، وتحصل أول إجابة صحيحة على نقطة.

كيف أرسل واحدة إلى الدردشة الجماعية؟

اضغط على انسخ رابط هذا اللغز، أو شارك على الهاتف. يفتح الرابط نفس اللغز مع إخفاء الإجابة.