मज़ेदार पहेलियाँ
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
उत्तरों के साथ कुछ मज़ेदार पहेलियाँ क्या हैं?
ऐसी पहेलियाँ जिनका जवाब एक मज़ाक हो, जैसे: नकली नूडल को क्या कहते हैं? इम्पोस्ता। ऊपर बॉक्स में दी गई पहेली को आज़माएँ: पंचलाइन टाइप करें और ‘चेक करें’ दबाएँ या ‘हिंट’ पर टैप करें। यहाँ 100 से ज़्यादा मज़ेदार पहेलियाँ हैं और हर जवाब गेम के नीचे दी गई लिस्ट में है।
कैसे खेलें
- बॉक्स में पहेली पढ़ें। यदि आप चाहें तो पहले एक श्रेणी चुनें।
- अपना उत्तर टाइप करें और 'चेक' दबाएँ। बड़े अक्षर, 'a' या 'the', और बहुवचन मायने नहीं रखते।
- फँस गए? एक सुराग के लिए 'हिंट' टैप करें, या हार मानने के लिए 'शो आंसर'। हार मानने से आपकी स्ट्रीक खत्म हो जाती है।
- एक नए के लिए 'नेक्स्ट' दबाएँ। हर पहेली दोहराने से पहले एक बार आती है।
एक समूह के लिए, 'पास द फोन' चुनें। एक खिलाड़ी पहेली को ज़ोर से पढ़ता है और उत्तर देख सकता है। दूसरे अनुमान लगाते हैं, और पाठक पहले सही उत्तर को +1 देता है। 'नेक्स्ट' अगले पाठक को फोन पास करता है।
उत्तरों के साथ सभी 109 पहेलियाँ
इसे देखने के लिए एक पहेली के नीचे 'उत्तर' टैप करें। देखने से पहले हर एक को आज़माएँ।
What has lots of eyes but cannot see a thing?
उत्तर
A potato
What has bark but never bites?
उत्तर
A tree
What can you catch but never throw?
उत्तर
A cold
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
उत्तर
In the dictionary
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
उत्तर
A teapot
You wear me on your foot, but I am not a shoe. One of me often gets lost in the wash. What am I?
उत्तर
A sock
I can make you cry, but I never hurt your feelings. What am I?
उत्तर
An onion
I run all day when you have a cold, but I have no legs. What am I?
उत्तर
Your nose
What disappears as soon as you stand up?
उत्तर
Your lap
Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
उत्तर
Wrong
What has four wheels and flies?
उत्तर
A garbage truck
Which room has no doors and no windows?
उत्तर
A mushroom
Which kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
उत्तर
A palm
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
उत्तर
A gummy bear
What has a ring but no finger?
उत्तर
A phone
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
उत्त र
Nine
How many months have 28 days?
उत्तर
All of them
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep are left?
उत्तर
9
There are 3 apples on a table, and you take 2. How many apples do you have?
उत्तर
2
What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
उत्तर
A hole
A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?
उत्तर
Roosters do not lay eggs
Which word holds every one of the 26 letters?
उत्तर
Alphabet
What has its bottom at the top?
उत्तर
Your legs
What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?
उत्तर
Neither
Which building has the most stories?
उत्तर
A library
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
उत्तर
Fsh
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?
उत्तर
A post office
Which kind of band never plays music?
उत्तर
A rubber band
What tastes things better than it smells them?
उत्तर
Your tongue
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
उत्तर
A carrot
What did the ocean say to the beach?
उत्तर
Nothing, it just waved
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
उत्तर
Because 7 ate 9
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
उत्तर
A dino-snore
What is at the end of a rainbow?
उत्तर
The letter W
What is in the center of gravity?
उत्तर
The letter V
Which bus crossed the ocean?
उत्तर
Columbus
Which kind of coat goes on wet?
उत्तर
A coat of paint
Which invention lets you look right through a wall?
उत्तर
A window
What did one wall say to the other wall?
उत्तर
I will meet you at the corner
Why did the bicycle fall over?
उत्तर
It was two-tired
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
उत्तर
Nacho cheese
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
उत्तर
No idea
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
उत्तर
A stick
Where do fish keep their money?
उत्तर
In the river bank
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
उत्तर
A labracadabrador
What did the zero say to the eight?
उत्तर
Nice belt
Why are fish so smart?
उत्तर
They live in schools
How do you make the number one disappear?
उत्तर
Add a G to make gone
How many times can you take 5 away from 25?
उत्तर
Once
What is the end of everything?
उत्तर
The letter G
What can you serve but never eat?
उत्तर
A tennis ball
An electric train goes north at full speed. Which way does its smoke go?
उत्तर
There is no smoke
What is red and bad for your teeth?
उत्तर
A brick
Which is faster, hot or cold?
उत्तर
Hot
Which key opens a banana?
उत्तर
A monkey
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
उत्तर
An investigator
What has four eyes but cannot see?
उत्तर
Mississippi
What do you call a pig that does karate?
उत्तर
A pork chop
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
उत्तर
Hi, bud
Why can a nose not be 12 inches long?
उत्तर
Then it would be a foot
It has the head of a cat, the feet of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but it is not a cat. What is it?
उत्तर
A kitten
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
उत्तर
Any animal
Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?
उत्तर
C
What do you call a cow with no legs?
उत्तर
Ground beef
Which subject is a witch best at?
उत्तर
Spelling
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
उत्तर
It felt crummy
What is black and white and read all over?
उत्तर
A newspaper
What do you call a can opener that does not work?
उत्तर
A can't opener
Why was the broom late?
उत्तर
It overswept
Which game does a tornado like best?
उत्तर
Twister
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
उत्तर
A thesaurus
Which shoes do frogs wear?
उत्तर
Open-toad shoes
What do you call a pile of kittens?
उत्तर
A meowntain
Which month do soldiers dislike?
उत्तर
March
What do you call a bee that cannot decide?
उत्तर
A maybe
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
उत्तर
To reach the high notes
Which part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
उत्तर
The space bar
Why do skeletons never fight each other?
उत्तर
They do not have the guts
What do you call a bull that is sleeping?
उत्तर
A bulldozer
How do astronauts plan a party?
उत्तर
They planet
Why should you never trust an atom?
उत्तर
They make up everything
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
उत्तर
Thunderwear
Which kind of music scares balloons?
उत्तर
Pop
What kind of dog never bites?
उत्तर
A hot dog
What do you call a train that sneezes?
उत्तर
An achoo-choo train
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
उत्तर
Frostbite
What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
उत्तर
The ground
What do you call a fake noodle?
उत्तर
An impasta
How does a penguin build its house?
उत्तर
Igloos it together
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
उत्तर
A drizzly bear
What do you call an elephant that does not matter?
उत्तर
An irrelephant
What is brown and sticky?
उत्तर
A stick
Which letter is a vegetable when you say it?
उत्तर
P
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
उत्तर
Smiles
Which ship has two mates but no captain?
उत्तर
A friendship
What is a cat's favorite color?
उत्तर
Purr-ple
Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
उत्तर
He was outstanding in his field
What do you call a snowman in July?
उत्तर
A puddle
Which animal is always at a baseball game?
उत्तर
A bat
Why did the math book look sad?
उत्तर
It had too many problems
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
उत्तर
Pie
What did the triangle say to the circle?
उत्तर
You are pointless
Why do plants hate math?
उत्तर
It gives them square roots
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
उत्तर
A mathemachicken
What do you get when you divide the distance around a pumpkin by its width?
उत्तर
Pumpkin pi
Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?
उत्तर
Lunch and dinner
How many letters are in the alphabet?
उत्तर
11
Where can you find a dog with no legs?
उत्तर
Right where you left it
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
उत्तर
A horse
सवाल
क्या मुझे पंचलाइन शब्द-दर-शब्द टाइप करना होगा?
नहीं। मुख्य शब्द काफ़ी हैं: गिरी हुई साइकिल के लिए, 'टू टायर्ड' और 'टू टायर्ड' दोनों गिने जाते हैं। बड़े अक्षर, 'ए' या 'द', और बहुवचन मायने नहीं रखते।
क्या मज़ेदार पहेलियाँ साफ-सुथरी हैं?
हाँ। वे शब्द-खेल और मूर्खतापूर्ण चुटकुले हैं, बच्चों और स्कूल के लिए ठीक हैं।
हम दोस्तों के साथ मज़ेदार पहेलियाँ कैसे खेलते हैं?
'फ़ोन पास करें' चुनें। एक खिलाड़ी पहेली को ज़ोर से पढ़ता है, दूसरे पंचलाइन चिल्लाते हैं, और पहले सही उत्तर को एक अंक मिलता है।
मैं समूह चैट में एक कैसे भेजूँ?
इस पहेली का लिंक कॉपी करें दबाएँ, या फ़ोन पर साझा करें। लिंक उसी पहेली को ऐसे खोलता है कि उत्तर छिपा रहे।
