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1. What has lots of eyes but cannot see a thing?

   答案

   A potato

2. What has bark but never bites?

   答案

   A tree

3. What can you catch but never throw?

   答案

   A cold

4. Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?

   答案

   In the dictionary

5. What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

   答案

   A teapot

6. You wear me on your foot, but I am not a shoe. One of me often gets lost in the wash. What am I?

   答案

   A sock

7. I can make you cry, but I never hurt your feelings. What am I?

   答案

   An onion

8. I run all day when you have a cold, but I have no legs. What am I?

   答案

   Your nose

9. What disappears as soon as you stand up?

   答案

   Your lap

10. Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

    答案

    Wrong

11. What has four wheels and flies?

    答案

    A garbage truck

12. Which room has no doors and no windows?

    答案

    A mushroom

13. Which kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

    答案

    A palm

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    答案

    A gummy bear

15. What has a ring but no finger?

    答案

    A phone

16. If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

    答案

    Nine

17. How many months have 28 days?

    答案

    All of them

18. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep are left?

    答案

    9

19. There are 3 apples on a table, and you take 2. How many apples do you have?

    答案

    2

20. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

    答案

    A hole

21. A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?

    答案

    Roosters do not lay eggs

22. Which word holds every one of the 26 letters?

    答案

    Alphabet

23. What has its bottom at the top?

    答案

    Your legs

24. What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?

    答案

    Neither

25. Which building has the most stories?

    答案

    A library

26. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    答案

    Fsh

27. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?

    答案

    A post office

28. Which kind of band never plays music?

    答案

    A rubber band

29. What tastes things better than it smells them?

    答案

    Your tongue

30. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

    答案

    A carrot

31. What did the ocean say to the beach?

    答案

    Nothing, it just waved

32. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    答案

    Because 7 ate 9

33. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    答案

    A dino-snore

34. What is at the end of a rainbow?

    答案

    The letter W

35. What is in the center of gravity?

    答案

    The letter V

36. Which bus crossed the ocean?

    答案

    Columbus

37. Which kind of coat goes on wet?

    答案

    A coat of paint

38. Which invention lets you look right through a wall?

    答案

    A window

39. What did one wall say to the other wall?

    答案

    I will meet you at the corner

40. Why did the bicycle fall over?

    答案

    It was two-tired

41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

    答案

    Nacho cheese

42. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    答案

    No idea

43. What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

    答案

    A stick

44. Where do fish keep their money?

    答案

    In the river bank

45. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

    答案

    A labracadabrador

46. What did the zero say to the eight?

    答案

    Nice belt

47. Why are fish so smart?

    答案

    They live in schools

48. How do you make the number one disappear?

    答案

    Add a G to make gone

49. How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

    答案

    Once

50. What is the end of everything?

    答案

    The letter G

51. What can you serve but never eat?

    答案

    A tennis ball

52. An electric train goes north at full speed. Which way does its smoke go?

    答案

    There is no smoke

53. What is red and bad for your teeth?

    答案

    A brick

54. Which is faster, hot or cold?

    答案

    Hot

55. Which key opens a banana?

    答案

    A monkey

56. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    答案

    An investigator

57. What has four eyes but cannot see?

    答案

    Mississippi

58. What do you call a pig that does karate?

    答案

    A pork chop

59. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

    答案

    Hi, bud

60. Why can a nose not be 12 inches long?

    答案

    Then it would be a foot

61. It has the head of a cat, the feet of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but it is not a cat. What is it?

    答案

    A kitten

62. Which animal can jump higher than a house?

    答案

    Any animal

63. Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?

    答案

    C

64. What do you call a cow with no legs?

    答案

    Ground beef

65. Which subject is a witch best at?

    答案

    Spelling

66. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    答案

    It felt crummy

67. What is black and white and read all over?

    答案

    A newspaper

68. What do you call a can opener that does not work?

    答案

    A can't opener

69. Why was the broom late?

    答案

    It overswept

70. Which game does a tornado like best?

    答案

    Twister

71. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

    答案

    A thesaurus

72. Which shoes do frogs wear?

    答案

    Open-toad shoes

73. What do you call a pile of kittens?

    答案

    A meowntain

74. Which month do soldiers dislike?

    答案

    March

75. What do you call a bee that cannot decide?

    答案

    A maybe

76. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

    答案

    To reach the high notes

77. Which part of a computer does an astronaut like best?

    答案

    The space bar

78. Why do skeletons never fight each other?

    答案

    They do not have the guts

79. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

    答案

    A bulldozer

80. How do astronauts plan a party?

    答案

    They planet

81. Why should you never trust an atom?

    答案

    They make up everything

82. What do clouds wear under their clothes?

    答案

    Thunderwear

83. Which kind of music scares balloons?

    答案

    Pop

84. What kind of dog never bites?

    答案

    A hot dog

85. What do you call a train that sneezes?

    答案

    An achoo-choo train

86. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    答案

    Frostbite

87. What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

    答案

    The ground

88. What do you call a fake noodle?

    答案

    An impasta

89. How does a penguin build its house?

    答案

    Igloos it together

90. What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

    答案

    A drizzly bear

91. What do you call an elephant that does not matter?

    答案

    An irrelephant

92. What is brown and sticky?

    答案

    A stick

93. Which letter is a vegetable when you say it?

    答案

    P

94. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

    答案

    Smiles

95. Which ship has two mates but no captain?

    答案

    A friendship

96. What is a cat's favorite color?

    答案

    Purr-ple

97. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

    答案

    He was outstanding in his field

98. What do you call a snowman in July?

    答案

    A puddle

99. Which animal is always at a baseball game?

    答案

    A bat

100. Why did the math book look sad?

     答案

     It had too many problems

101. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

     答案

     Pie

102. What did the triangle say to the circle?

     答案

     You are pointless

103. Why do plants hate math?

     答案

     It gives them square roots

104. What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

     答案

     A mathemachicken

105. What do you get when you divide the distance around a pumpkin by its width?

     答案

     Pumpkin pi

106. Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?

     答案

     Lunch and dinner

107. How many letters are in the alphabet?

     答案

     11

108. Where can you find a dog with no legs?

     答案

     Right where you left it

109. What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

     答案

     A horse