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1. What has lots of eyes but cannot see a thing?

   Ответ

   A potato

2. What has bark but never bites?

   Ответ

   A tree

3. What can you catch but never throw?

   Ответ

   A cold

4. Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?

   Ответ

   In the dictionary

5. What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

   Ответ

   A teapot

6. You wear me on your foot, but I am not a shoe. One of me often gets lost in the wash. What am I?

   Ответ

   A sock

7. I can make you cry, but I never hurt your feelings. What am I?

   Ответ

   An onion

8. I run all day when you have a cold, but I have no legs. What am I?

   Ответ

   Your nose

9. What disappears as soon as you stand up?

   Ответ

   Your lap

10. Which word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

    Ответ

    Wrong

11. What has four wheels and flies?

    Ответ

    A garbage truck

12. Which room has no doors and no windows?

    Ответ

    A mushroom

13. Which kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

    Ответ

    A palm

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    Ответ

    A gummy bear

15. What has a ring but no finger?

    Ответ

    A phone

16. If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

    Ответ

    Nine

17. How many months have 28 days?

    Ответ

    All of them

18. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep are left?

    Ответ

    9

19. There are 3 apples on a table, and you take 2. How many apples do you have?

    Ответ

    2

20. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

    Ответ

    A hole

21. A rooster lays an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?

    Ответ

    Roosters do not lay eggs

22. Which word holds every one of the 26 letters?

    Ответ

    Alphabet

23. What has its bottom at the top?

    Ответ

    Your legs

24. What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?

    Ответ

    Neither

25. Which building has the most stories?

    Ответ

    A library

26. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Ответ

    Fsh

27. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?

    Ответ

    A post office

28. Which kind of band never plays music?

    Ответ

    A rubber band

29. What tastes things better than it smells them?

    Ответ

    Your tongue

30. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

    Ответ

    A carrot

31. What did the ocean say to the beach?

    Ответ

    Nothing, it just waved

32. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Ответ

    Because 7 ate 9

33. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    Ответ

    A dino-snore

34. What is at the end of a rainbow?

    Ответ

    The letter W

35. What is in the center of gravity?

    Ответ

    The letter V

36. Which bus crossed the ocean?

    Ответ

    Columbus

37. Which kind of coat goes on wet?

    Ответ

    A coat of paint

38. Which invention lets you look right through a wall?

    Ответ

    A window

39. What did one wall say to the other wall?

    Ответ

    I will meet you at the corner

40. Why did the bicycle fall over?

    Ответ

    It was two-tired

41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

    Ответ

    Nacho cheese

42. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    Ответ

    No idea

43. What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

    Ответ

    A stick

44. Where do fish keep their money?

    Ответ

    In the river bank

45. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

    Ответ

    A labracadabrador

46. What did the zero say to the eight?

    Ответ

    Nice belt

47. Why are fish so smart?

    Ответ

    They live in schools

48. How do you make the number one disappear?

    Ответ

    Add a G to make gone

49. How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

    Ответ

    Once

50. What is the end of everything?

    Ответ

    The letter G

51. What can you serve but never eat?

    Ответ

    A tennis ball

52. An electric train goes north at full speed. Which way does its smoke go?

    Ответ

    There is no smoke

53. What is red and bad for your teeth?

    Ответ

    A brick

54. Which is faster, hot or cold?

    Ответ

    Hot

55. Which key opens a banana?

    Ответ

    A monkey

56. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    Ответ

    An investigator

57. What has four eyes but cannot see?

    Ответ

    Mississippi

58. What do you call a pig that does karate?

    Ответ

    A pork chop

59. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

    Ответ

    Hi, bud

60. Why can a nose not be 12 inches long?

    Ответ

    Then it would be a foot

61. It has the head of a cat, the feet of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but it is not a cat. What is it?

    Ответ

    A kitten

62. Which animal can jump higher than a house?

    Ответ

    Any animal

63. Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?

    Ответ

    C

64. What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ответ

    Ground beef

65. Which subject is a witch best at?

    Ответ

    Spelling

66. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    Ответ

    It felt crummy

67. What is black and white and read all over?

    Ответ

    A newspaper

68. What do you call a can opener that does not work?

    Ответ

    A can't opener

69. Why was the broom late?

    Ответ

    It overswept

70. Which game does a tornado like best?

    Ответ

    Twister

71. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

    Ответ

    A thesaurus

72. Which shoes do frogs wear?

    Ответ

    Open-toad shoes

73. What do you call a pile of kittens?

    Ответ

    A meowntain

74. Which month do soldiers dislike?

    Ответ

    March

75. What do you call a bee that cannot decide?

    Ответ

    A maybe

76. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

    Ответ

    To reach the high notes

77. Which part of a computer does an astronaut like best?

    Ответ

    The space bar

78. Why do skeletons never fight each other?

    Ответ

    They do not have the guts

79. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

    Ответ

    A bulldozer

80. How do astronauts plan a party?

    Ответ

    They planet

81. Why should you never trust an atom?

    Ответ

    They make up everything

82. What do clouds wear under their clothes?

    Ответ

    Thunderwear

83. Which kind of music scares balloons?

    Ответ

    Pop

84. What kind of dog never bites?

    Ответ

    A hot dog

85. What do you call a train that sneezes?

    Ответ

    An achoo-choo train

86. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Ответ

    Frostbite

87. What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

    Ответ

    The ground

88. What do you call a fake noodle?

    Ответ

    An impasta

89. How does a penguin build its house?

    Ответ

    Igloos it together

90. What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

    Ответ

    A drizzly bear

91. What do you call an elephant that does not matter?

    Ответ

    An irrelephant

92. What is brown and sticky?

    Ответ

    A stick

93. Which letter is a vegetable when you say it?

    Ответ

    P

94. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

    Ответ

    Smiles

95. Which ship has two mates but no captain?

    Ответ

    A friendship

96. What is a cat's favorite color?

    Ответ

    Purr-ple

97. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

    Ответ

    He was outstanding in his field

98. What do you call a snowman in July?

    Ответ

    A puddle

99. Which animal is always at a baseball game?

    Ответ

    A bat

100. Why did the math book look sad?

     Ответ

     It had too many problems

101. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

     Ответ

     Pie

102. What did the triangle say to the circle?

     Ответ

     You are pointless

103. Why do plants hate math?

     Ответ

     It gives them square roots

104. What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

     Ответ

     A mathemachicken

105. What do you get when you divide the distance around a pumpkin by its width?

     Ответ

     Pumpkin pi

106. Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?

     Ответ

     Lunch and dinner

107. How many letters are in the alphabet?

     Ответ

     11

108. Where can you find a dog with no legs?

     Ответ

     Right where you left it

109. What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

     Ответ

     A horse