Paranoia questions

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Who here has taught you the most?

What are good paranoia questions?

Tap Next for a question and whisper it to the player on your left. They answer out loud with a name. Then flip the coin: heads, the question is read out loud. The deck has over 150 clean questions in 10 categories.

How to play paranoia

Sit in a circle. You need at least three players.
The first player whispers a question that starts with Who here to the player on their left.
That player answers out loud with one name from the group, and nothing else.
The named player flips a coin. Heads: the question is read out loud. Tails: it stays a secret.
The player who answered whispers the next question to the player on their left.

Tips for your group

Three or four players: play two rounds of the whole circle, so everyone asks twice.
Five to ten players: the fun grows with the group, because more names can come up.
Pass the phone to the asker, so only the asker and the answerer see the question.
Keep it kind. Pick questions that make the named player laugh when the coin shows heads.

All 160 paranoia questions

The same questions as the cards, by category, to read out loud or print.

Funny paranoia questions (16)

Who here would last the longest in a zombie movie?
Who here would forget to feed a goldfish?
Who here would win a karaoke contest without trying?
Who here would join a parade by accident?
Who here could talk their way out of any trouble?
Who here would get lost in a mall?
Who here would fall asleep first at a sleepover?
Who here would start a conga line at a wedding?
Who here would trip on stage while getting an award?
Who here would win a game show?
Who here would make friends with a pigeon?
Who here would have the funniest reality show?
Who here would sing to a plant?
Who here would send a meme to a teacher by accident?
Who here would laugh at the worst possible moment?
Who here would make the best cartoon character?

Paranoia questions for kids (16)

Who here would make the best pirate?
Who here would be best friends with a dragon?
Who here would build the coolest blanket fort?
Who here could eat the most ice cream?
Who here would be the best superhero?
Who here would find the hidden treasure first?
Who here would run away from a tiny spider?
Who here would make the best teacher?
Who here would lose a race to a turtle?
Who here would have a pet unicorn?
Who here draws the best pictures?
Who here would be the bravest on a roller coaster?
Who here would talk the most on a long car ride?
Who here is the best at hide and seek?
Who here would build a robot to do their homework?
Who here would be a wizard?

Paranoia questions for teens (16)

Who here has the most unread messages?
Who here would go viral first?
Who here spends the longest choosing an outfit?
Who here has the best music taste?
Who here could last a week without a phone?
Who here would become an influencer?
Who here takes the most selfies?
Who here would show up late to their own party?
Who here always hears the news first?
Who here would start a band?
Who here has the funniest camera roll?
Who here would win a dance trend challenge?
Who here will get a job first?
Who here has the best laugh?
Who here gives the best advice?
Who here will move to another country first?

Paranoia questions for family (16)

Who here is the best cook in the family?
Who here would win a family talent show?
Who here tells the best stories?
Who here would forget a family birthday?
Who here is the most like a grandparent?
Who here wins at board games every time?
Who here would plan the best family trip?
Who here takes the longest in the bathroom?
Who here is the messiest?
Who here is the best at fixing things?
Who here could sleep through any alarm?
Who here never lets go of the remote?
Who here sings the loudest in the car?
Who here would be the best babysitter?
Who here would eat the last cookie?
Who here gives the best gifts?

Deep paranoia questions (16)

Who here would you trust with your biggest secret?
Who here will change the world?
Who here is the kindest person you know?
Who here would you want with you in an emergency?
Who here understands you the most?
Who here would you want next to you on a long trip?
Who here has taught you the most?
Who here is the bravest?
Who here would make the best leader?
Who here do you admire the most?
Who here is the most honest?
Who here would you call first with good news?
Who here is the best at keeping a promise?
Who here would you travel the world with?
Who here has the biggest heart?
Who here will be the most successful?

Gross (but clean) paranoia questions (16)

Who here would eat food off the floor?
Who here has the smelliest shoes?
Who here would forget to brush their teeth?
Who here would sneeze on their food?
Who here would wear the same socks for a week?
Who here has the messiest room?
Who here would lick the plate clean?
Who here would pick up a worm?
Who here would eat leftovers that are a week old?
Who here has the loudest burp?
Who here would keep a snack in their pocket for a week?
Who here would share a toothbrush?
Who here would hold a slimy frog?
Who here would sniff their own socks?
Who here would clean a fish tank with their bare hands?
Who here would dig in the trash for something they dropped?

Paranoia questions about food (16)

Who here would eat a cooked bug for $10?
Who here would win a pie-eating contest?
Who here would burn a pot of water?
Who here would open a restaurant?
Who here could eat pizza every day?
Who here would steal your fries?
Who here would order the weirdest food on the menu?
Who here would put ketchup on everything?
Who here would win a cooking show?
Who here would eat dessert first?
Who here would never share their snacks?
Who here would order for the whole table?
Who here would eat the most at a buffet?
Who here would make a great baker?
Who here would eat cereal for dinner?
Who here knows the best snack spot?

Paranoia questions about school (16)

Who here would be the teacher's favorite?
Who here would fall asleep during a test?
Who here will become a teacher?
Who here would win a spelling bee?
Who here is the class clown?
Who here would be class president?
Who here would forget their lines in the school play?
Who here would get lost on a field trip?
Who here would ace a test without studying?
Who here would start a school club?
Who here would always sit in the front row?
Who here is the best at science?
Who here would hand in homework late?
Who here would make the best principal?
Who here would give the best graduation speech?
Who here would be famous at school?

Paranoia questions about jobs, cities and fame (16)

Who here would become a K-pop idol?
Who here would move to Paris first?
Who here would become a millionaire?
Who here would star in a movie?
Who here would open a café by the beach?
Who here would become a famous chef?
Who here would become a vet?
Who here would live on a farm?
Who here would become a pro athlete?
Who here would become a famous fashion designer?
Who here would become a pilot?
Who here would live in a castle?
Who here would become a news anchor?
Who here would run a dog shelter?
Who here would become a game designer?
Who here would travel the world for a living?

Questions

How do you play paranoia?

Sit in a circle. A player whispers a question that starts with who here to the player on their left. That player says a name out loud, and nothing else. The named player flips a coin: heads, everyone hears the question; tails, it stays a secret.

How many players do you need for paranoia?

At least three. With two, the answer is always the other player, so the secret is gone.

Do I need a real coin?

No. Tap Flip the coin under the card. It lands on heads or tails at random.

Can you play paranoia without drinking?

Yes. This version uses a coin flip to decide whether the question is revealed. Nothing else is needed.

Are these paranoia questions mean?

No. Every question is one that the named player can laugh about, such as who here would make friends with a pigeon.