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Would you rather jump as high as a kangaroo or run as fast as a cheetah?

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Tap Next for a question and pick one of the two answers. The deck has over 300 questions in 11 categories: funny, kids, teens, friends, family, hard, deep, gross, food, school, and dream lives. Every question is also in the list below.

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All 317 would you rather questions

The same questions as the cards, by category, to read out loud or print.

Funny would you rather questions (30)

Would you rather have a nose that honks when you laugh or ears that wiggle when you tell a lie?
Would you rather sneeze glitter or hiccup soap bubbles?
Would you rather have a pet goose that follows you everywhere or a pet llama that spits at anyone who is rude to you?
Would you rather talk only in rhymes for a week or sing everything you say for a week?
Would you rather have a narrator that only you can hear or a laugh track that everyone can hear?
Would you rather walk backwards everywhere or hop on one foot everywhere?
Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or wear a superhero cape every day?
Would you rather sound like a cartoon duck or have a voice that echoes like a cave?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather have a tail that wags when you are happy or ears that turn bright red when you are bored?
Would you rather hear a whoopee cushion every time you sit down or hear a trumpet every time you get a text?
Would you rather have your life narrated by a sports commentator or by a nature documentary host?
Would you rather own a dog that talks but only says rude things or a cat that sings opera at 3 a.m.?
Would you rather have eyebrows that move on their own or a mustache that grows back every hour?
Would you rather be the size of a teacup for a day or the size of a giraffe for a day?
Would you rather laugh every time someone says your name or sneeze every time someone says pizza?
Would you rather have a theme song play when you walk into a room or confetti fall every time you sit down?
Would you rather have a bird build a nest in your hair or a squirrel live in your hoodie pocket?
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or with someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?
Would you rather wear your clothes inside out forever or wear them backwards forever?
Would you rather eat every meal with giant chopsticks or eat every meal with a tiny doll spoon?
Would you rather be famous for the world's loudest burp or for the world's longest yawn?
Would you rather replace every door in your house with a slide or every staircase with a trampoline?
Would you rather speak only in questions or speak only in movie quotes?
Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your secrets or a robot vacuum that follows you like a puppy?
Would you rather spend a whole day stuck in a bouncy castle or a whole day stuck in a ball pit?
Would you rather have a goat scream as your ringtone forever or your whole name yelled as your alarm forever?
Would you rather have hands as big as frying pans or feet as small as a mouse's?
Would you rather swap voices with your pet for a day or swap voices with a baby for a day?
Would you rather be chased by a hundred tiny ducks or be followed by one giant chicken?

Would you rather questions for kids (29)

Would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin?
Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a castle with a moat?
Would you rather have a baby dragon as a pet or have a unicorn as a pet?
Would you rather be able to stop time or be able to talk to animals?
Would you rather visit the moon or visit the bottom of the ocean?
Would you rather have a backpack that talks or shoes that make you run super fast?
Would you rather live where it is always summer or live where it always snows?
Would you rather be a pirate captain or be a brave knight?
Would you rather have a robot that cleans your room or a robot that plays games with you?
Would you rather slide down a rainbow or bounce on a cloud?
Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a house?
Would you rather have a swimming pool full of jelly or a bedroom full of balloons?
Would you rather ride a dinosaur to school or fly to school in a hot air balloon?
Would you rather meet a friendly alien or meet a friendly ghost?
Would you rather have a crayon that makes drawings come to life or a hat that pulls out any toy you want?
Would you rather be a zookeeper for a day or work in a chocolate factory for a day?
Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or wings like a butterfly?
Would you rather be able to talk to trees or be able to talk to fish?
Would you rather live in an igloo or live in a hut in the jungle?
Would you rather build the biggest sandcastle in the world or build the biggest snowman in the world?
Would you rather have a pet penguin or have a pet koala?
Would you rather jump as high as a kangaroo or run as fast as a cheetah?
Would you rather sleep in a bed shaped like a race car or sleep in a bed shaped like a rocket?
Would you rather find a secret door in your house or find a treasure map in your backyard?
Would you rather be a gentle giant or be a tiny, brave elf?
Would you rather ride a roller coaster that loops ten times or go down a water slide as tall as a skyscraper?
Would you rather have a snow day every Monday or a pajama day every Friday?
Would you rather be the fastest kid in the world or be the strongest kid in the world?
Would you rather have a magic wand or have a flying carpet?

Would you rather questions for teens (29)

Would you rather have a million followers and no close friends or three best friends and no followers?
Would you rather have your search history read out at a family dinner or your camera roll shown on a big screen at school?
Would you rather never post anything online again or never watch a video online again?
Would you rather be the funniest person in your grade or the most stylish person in your grade?
Would you rather get your driver's license today or get $5,000 today?
Would you rather always have 10% battery or always have slow Wi-Fi?
Would you rather have your parents follow you on every app or have your teacher follow you on every app?
Would you rather go viral for something cringe or never go viral at all?
Would you rather work a summer job at a theme park or work a summer job at an ice cream shop?
Would you rather know the lyrics to every song or be able to play any instrument?
Would you rather only send voice notes or only text in all caps?
Would you rather have perfect skin forever or have perfect hair forever?
Would you rather lose your phone for a week or lose your voice for a week?
Would you rather have your parent post your baby photos on your birthday or comment on every post you make?
Would you rather wear the same outfit every day for a year or never wear the same outfit twice?
Would you rather live in a big city with a tiny bedroom or in a small town with a huge bedroom?
Would you rather be the main character for one day or be the villain everyone talks about for a week?
Would you rather get a free ticket to see your favorite artist or meet them backstage for five minutes?
Would you rather be in a group chat that never stops buzzing or in one where nobody ever answers?
Would you rather get unlimited money for clothes or get unlimited money for concerts?
Would you rather be famous for dance videos or be famous for gaming streams?
Would you rather know what your friends really think of you or never find out?
Would you rather read every text your parents send about you or every text your friends send about you?
Would you rather have a 9 p.m. curfew and a car or no curfew and no car?
Would you rather always be ten minutes early or always be ten minutes late?
Would you rather have your voice crack on every sentence for a day or trip on every step for a day?
Would you rather have a famous older sibling or be the famous one in your family?
Would you rather get a perfect score on every test or be the best player on a school team?
Would you rather skip the first hour of school every day or leave an hour early every day?

Would you rather questions for friends (28)

Would you rather have a best friend who tells you every secret or one who keeps every secret you tell them?
Would you rather go on a road trip with friends with no plan or with every minute planned?
Would you rather have a friend who is always late or a friend who always cancels?
Would you rather swap phones with your best friend for a day or swap houses for a week?
Would you rather have three close friends or thirty fun friends?
Would you rather start a band with your friends or start a business with your friends?
Would you rather wear matching hoodies with your friends or get matching haircuts?
Would you rather always pick the movie or always pick the food?
Would you rather have your friends plan your birthday in secret or plan your own birthday exactly how you want it?
Would you rather be the friend who gives the best advice or the friend who makes everyone laugh?
Would you rather travel the world alone or stay home with your friends?
Would you rather have a sleepover in a museum or a sleepover in a haunted house?
Would you rather be in a group chat where only memes are allowed or one where only voice notes are allowed?
Would you rather lose a bet and dye your hair green or lose a bet and wear a costume for a day?
Would you rather move to a new city with your best friend or stay where you are and make new friends?
Would you rather have a friend who sings in the car or a friend who never lets you pick the music?
Would you rather be roasted by your friends for an hour or roast yourself on stage for ten minutes?
Would you rather always know when a friend is sad or always know when a friend is lying?
Would you rather have a friend with a pool or a friend with a dog that loves you?
Would you rather settle every argument with rock, paper, scissors or with a dance battle?
Would you rather let your friends write your yearbook quote or let your parents write it?
Would you rather go camping with friends in the rain or stay in a fancy hotel alone?
Would you rather be the friend who always drives or the friend who always picks the playlist?
Would you rather have a secret handshake with every friend or a secret language with your best friend?
Would you rather meet your best friend from ten years in the future or your best friend at five years old?
Would you rather let your friends read your diary or let them see your search history?
Would you rather live next door to your best friend or live with your best friend?
Would you rather spend a day at a theme park with friends or a day at the beach with friends?

Would you rather questions for family (28)

Would you rather have dinner with your whole family every night or eat alone in your room every night?
Would you rather swap lives with a parent for a day or swap lives with a grandparent for a day?
Would you rather have ten brothers and sisters or be an only child?
Would you rather go on a family trip to the mountains or go on a family trip to the beach?
Would you rather have a parent who is a famous singer or a parent who is a famous chef?
Would you rather have your family sing happy birthday in a restaurant every year or not celebrate your birthday at all?
Would you rather learn a secret family recipe or learn a secret family card trick?
Would you rather do all the dishes for a month or do all the laundry for a month?
Would you rather have family movie night every Friday or family game night every Friday?
Would you rather have a family dog or a family cat?
Would you rather have a twin or be the oldest of five?
Would you rather share a room with a sibling forever or have a room the size of a closet all to yourself?
Would you rather have your family know all your friends or have them know none of your friends?
Would you rather be the parent for a day or be the baby of the family for a day?
Would you rather go on a family road trip with no phones or stay home on vacation with all the phones?
Would you rather be named after a grandparent or pick your own name?
Would you rather sing along to every song in the car with your family or ride in total silence?
Would you rather eat the same family recipe every Sunday or try a new recipe every Sunday?
Would you rather live in the house you grew up in forever or move to a new home every two years?
Would you rather have your sibling as your teacher or have your parent as your principal?
Would you rather have a family band or a family cooking show?
Would you rather get the last slice of cake or give it to your little cousin and be the hero?
Would you rather spend the holidays at home or spend them in a cabin in the snow?
Would you rather have a family motto or a family dance?
Would you rather know every family secret or have no secrets in your family at all?
Would you rather get breakfast in bed every Sunday or make breakfast for everyone every Sunday?
Would you rather have your grandparents' stories written in a book or recorded as a podcast?
Would you rather have your baby photos shown at your graduation or your baby videos shown at your birthday?

Hard would you rather questions (29)

Would you rather know the answer to any question but never be believed or always be believed but often be wrong?
Would you rather relive the best day of your life once or skip the worst day of your future?
Would you rather change one thing in your past or see one thing in your future?
Would you rather never feel cold again or never feel tired again?
Would you rather always have to tell the truth or always know when someone lies to you?
Would you rather have more time or have more money?
Would you rather give up music forever or give up movies forever?
Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
Would you rather know how every story ends or never be able to guess an ending?
Would you rather have one true friend for life or a new great friend every year who then moves away?
Would you rather be remembered for a thousand years by strangers or be loved for a hundred years by people you know?
Would you rather give up your phone forever or give up sweets forever?
Would you rather never be able to say no or never be able to say yes?
Would you rather always win arguments or always know when you are wrong?
Would you rather live without the internet or live without heating and air conditioning?
Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or a pause button for your life?
Would you rather read everyone's mind or have a mind that nobody can ever read?
Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the kindest person in the room?
Would you rather keep your life as it is or start over in a random life somewhere else?
Would you rather keep one memory perfectly forever or forget one memory you regret?
Would you rather take a free trip anywhere but go alone or go somewhere close with your favorite people?
Would you rather never be able to say sorry or never be able to say thank you?
Would you rather know your future job today or be surprised?
Would you rather be great at one thing or be pretty good at everything?
Would you rather always be early and wait or always be late and miss the start?
Would you rather give $1,000 to a stranger who needs it or keep $100 for yourself?
Would you rather only be able to speak or only be able to write?
Would you rather have your thoughts shown above your head for a day or your phone screen shown on a billboard for a day?
Would you rather get one wish today or get three wishes in ten years?

Deep would you rather questions (28)

Would you rather be loved or be respected?
Would you rather have a big life in many places or a small life with deep roots?
Would you rather find out you were wrong about something important or never find out?
Would you rather be remembered for what you made or for how you treated people?
Would you rather be liked by everyone or be truly understood by a few people?
Would you rather have one perfect summer or ten good summers?
Would you rather always follow your heart or always follow your head?
Would you rather be happy and unknown or be famous and only sometimes happy?
Would you rather meet your younger self or meet your older self?
Would you rather know your purpose now or find it slowly?
Would you rather have the courage to try anything or the patience to finish everything?
Would you rather be the person people come to for advice or the person people come to for fun?
Would you rather travel forever and never have a home or have a home and never travel far?
Would you rather make your parents proud or make your ten-year-old self proud?
Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you dislike that pays a lot?
Would you rather be forgiven by someone you hurt or forgive someone who hurt you?
Would you rather always see the good in people or always see the truth about people?
Would you rather live one day in the past or live one day in the future?
Would you rather be the person who starts things or the person who finishes things?
Would you rather have one talk with anyone from history or one talk with yourself at 80?
Would you rather stop worrying or stop wanting more?
Would you rather be brave once in a huge way or be a little brave every day?
Would you rather change the world a little or change one person's life a lot?
Would you rather lose your sense of humor or lose your sense of wonder?
Would you rather hear what people really think or say what you really think?
Would you rather have a life full of adventures or a life full of close people?
Would you rather be the one who always helps or the one who always gets helped?
Would you rather know every language or be able to talk to every animal?

Gross (but clean) would you rather questions (28)

Would you rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise or a spoonful of mustard?
Would you rather lick a school desk or smell a gym sock for ten seconds?
Would you rather have breath that smells like onions forever or feet that smell like old cheese forever?
Would you rather step on a wet sock or step on a slug with bare feet?
Would you rather wear a hat full of cold spaghetti or shoes full of pudding?
Would you rather sneeze every 30 seconds for an hour or burp every 30 seconds for an hour?
Would you rather share a toothbrush with your sibling or use a stranger's hairbrush?
Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice or a glass of cold fish soup?
Would you rather have a mosquito bite on the bottom of your foot or one inside your ear?
Would you rather find a hair in your soup or a fly in your cereal?
Would you rather eat a cooked bug for $100 or eat a spoonful of dirt for $100?
Would you rather clean a hamster cage with your bare hands or a fish tank with a spoon?
Would you rather never wash your hair again or never wash your socks again?
Would you rather swim in a pool of slime or a pool of cold oatmeal?
Would you rather smell like garlic for a week or smell like a wet dog for a week?
Would you rather eat an earwax-flavored jelly bean or a scoop of sardine ice cream?
Would you rather have a runny nose that never stops or eyes that water all day?
Would you rather sit in a muddy puddle or in a pile of leaves full of worms?
Would you rather dig through a trash can to find your phone or let the phone go?
Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same shirt for a month?
Would you rather have fingers that are always sticky or hair that is always greasy?
Would you rather eat cold leftovers from a stranger's plate or a sandwich that fell on the floor?
Would you rather clean the school bathrooms for a week or scrub the lunch trays for a month?
Would you rather hold a slimy frog or hold a hairy spider?
Would you rather burp the alphabet in front of the class or sneeze on your teacher by accident?
Would you rather have a giant pimple on your nose on picture day or spinach in your teeth on picture day?
Would you rather smell your gym bag after a month or open the fridge after a month with no power?
Would you rather have toes that crack with every step or knuckles that pop every time you wave?

Would you rather questions about food (29)

Would you rather eat only pizza forever or eat only tacos forever?
Would you rather never eat chocolate again or never eat chips again?
Would you rather eat breakfast food for every meal or eat dinner food for every meal?
Would you rather have a personal chef or a fridge that refills itself?
Would you rather give up cheese or give up bread?
Would you rather eat one burger the size of a car tire or a hundred tiny burgers?
Would you rather only drink water or only drink milk?
Would you rather have a candy store in your house or an ice cream truck that follows you everywhere?
Would you rather eat sushi every day or eat pasta every day?
Would you rather make every food taste like strawberries or make every food taste like bacon?
Would you rather bite into a whole lemon or eat a raw onion like an apple?
Would you rather have a bowl of fries that never ends or a pot of noodles that never ends?
Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or live in a castle made of cheese?
Would you rather be a judge on a cooking show or be a taste tester at a candy company?
Would you rather give up sugar for a year or give up salt for a year?
Would you rather only eat sweet food or only eat salty food?
Would you rather cook dinner for 20 people or wash all the dishes after?
Would you rather eat the same meal every day or never eat the same meal twice?
Would you rather put hot sauce on everything or put ketchup on everything?
Would you rather try a bug burger or try a jellyfish salad?
Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or eat pizza with chocolate on it?
Would you rather eat dessert first or save dessert for last?
Would you rather eat everything with your hands or eat everything with a fork, even soup?
Would you rather own a bakery or own a pizza place?
Would you rather drink your soup from a cup or eat your smoothie with a fork?
Would you rather eat a meal from every country in the world or eat the best version of your favorite meal every day?
Would you rather have a chocolate fountain at home or a cheese fountain at home?
Would you rather eat breakfast in Paris or eat dinner in Tokyo?
Would you rather never taste anything sweet again or never smell food again?

Would you rather questions about school (29)

Would you rather have a four-day school week with longer days or a five-day week with shorter days?
Would you rather have homework every night or one big test every Friday?
Would you rather have every class outside or have every class in a swimming pool?
Would you rather be the teacher's favorite or be the class clown?
Would you rather give a speech to the whole school or sing alone in the school play?
Would you rather start school at 10 a.m. and end at 5 p.m. or start at 7 a.m. and end at noon?
Would you rather learn only from video games or learn only on field trips?
Would you rather have a parent on every field trip or have a parent eat lunch at your table every Friday?
Would you rather never have homework again or never have a test again?
Would you rather sit in the front row forever or sit in the back row forever?
Would you rather have a one-hour recess or have a one-hour lunch?
Would you rather learn a new language in a week or learn to play the piano in a week?
Would you rather be in the school play or be on a school sports team?
Would you rather forget your homework or forget your lunch?
Would you rather have a robot teacher or have a teacher who is a famous actor?
Would you rather take a test in total silence or take a test with music playing?
Would you rather read the morning announcements every day or never be called on in class?
Would you rather be the best in your class at math or be the best in your class at art?
Would you rather wear a school uniform or dress like a different decade every day?
Would you rather have lockers that talk or desks that move around on their own?
Would you rather do a group project with a best friend who does nothing or with a stranger who does everything?
Would you rather have a field trip every Friday or have a movie in class every Friday?
Would you rather swap report cards with your sibling or swap report cards with your best friend?
Would you rather run the school for a day or be invisible at school for a day?
Would you rather get lunch cooked by a famous chef or order school lunch from a menu like a restaurant?
Would you rather memorize the whole dictionary or memorize every capital city in the world?
Would you rather have a class hamster that bites or a class parrot that repeats everything you say?
Would you rather present your science project on a stage or present it to the principal alone?
Would you rather go to school in a castle or go to school on a spaceship?

Would you rather questions about jobs, cities and fame (30)

Would you rather be a K-pop idol in Seoul for five years or a quiet millionaire in Lisbon for life?
Would you rather run a café in Paris or run a surf school in Sydney?
Would you rather be a famous chef in Tokyo or own a food truck in Mexico City?
Would you rather be a soccer star in Madrid or be a basketball star in Los Angeles?
Would you rather live in a tiny apartment in New York or a big house in a quiet town in Texas?
Would you rather be a vet in London or be a zookeeper in Singapore?
Would you rather be a movie star in Hollywood or be a pop star in London?
Would you rather be a game streamer in Seoul or be a fashion designer in Milan?
Would you rather be a pilot who lives in Dubai or a ship captain who lives in Oslo?
Would you rather own a bookshop in Edinburgh or own a bakery in Vienna?
Would you rather be a dance teacher in Rio de Janeiro or a ski instructor in Innsbruck?
Would you rather be a travel vlogger in Bangkok or a news anchor in Washington, D.C.?
Would you rather walk ten dogs a day in Brooklyn or ride horses on a ranch in Montana?
Would you rather be a marine biologist in Honolulu or a space engineer in Houston?
Would you rather be an architect in Barcelona or a street artist in Berlin?
Would you rather be a famous influencer in Los Angeles or a mystery writer in Dublin?
Would you rather live on a houseboat in Amsterdam or live in a treehouse in Costa Rica?
Would you rather be a firefighter in Chicago or be a lifeguard in Miami?
Would you rather be rich and bored in Monaco or have little money and be happy in Bali?
Would you rather be a tennis star in Paris or be a golf star in Scotland?
Would you rather be the mayor of a small town in Vermont or a famous radio host in New York?
Would you rather be a game designer in Tokyo or a theme park designer in Orlando?
Would you rather be a teacher in Nairobi or be a doctor in Cape Town?
Would you rather own a flower shop in Kyoto or own a cat café in Seoul?
Would you rather be a ballet dancer in New York or an opera singer in Milan?
Would you rather run a pet hotel in San Francisco or run a horse farm in Kentucky?
Would you rather be a drummer touring from Nashville or a violinist living in Vienna?
Would you rather be a millionaire at 25 in Silicon Valley or be a happy surfer at 25 in Santa Cruz?
Would you rather move to a new country every year or spend your whole life in one city you love?
Would you rather be a fashion model in Paris or a photographer in New York?

Questions

How do you play would you rather?

One player reads a question with two answers. Everyone picks one, and then says why. Both and neither are not allowed: the fun is in the choice. Then the next player reads the next question.

What are good would you rather questions for kids?

Questions about animals, superpowers, and silly places, such as: would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin? Pick Kids above the card for 29 of them.

What makes a would you rather question hard?

Both answers pull at you, or both cost something. A hard question has no right answer, so the group splits and argues. The Hard and Deep categories are full of them.

Can I play would you rather with friends online?

Yes. Copy the link to a card and send it to the group chat. The link opens the same card, in the same order, on every phone, so everyone can answer the same questions.

Are these questions safe for school?

Yes. Every question is clean, with nothing romantic and nothing for adults only. The Gross category is gross in a silly way, like eating a spoonful of mayonnaise.